"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish."
"RATFARTS!"
"I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!"
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."
"Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!"
"We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!"
"IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."
"You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already."
"Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency."
"Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you."
"You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes."
"There is no God... "
"I'm going to end up working at the lumberyard."
"What's wrong with the lumberyard, I own three."
"Yeah, I notice you don't spend to much time there."
"I'm not sure where they are."
"So what? So let's dance!"
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My dad, brother, and I quote the hell out of this movie. :U